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Tuesday, June 08, 2004

Behold - the perfect rock star!

I have created the perfect rock part power pop, one part classic rock and one part alterna-angst. We shall call her:

Alanis Van Morrissey

First single? "You Oughta Know Your Brown-Eyed Girlfriend's In a Coma"
Note: This joke only sorta works when you pronounce "Van" as van, not "von".

Morrissey slags another world leader. Nothing new but this actually made the front page of the Drudge Report today, causing Republicans nationwide to stare at their monitors and mutter "Morrissey, who?!?"

Yes, this is me putting off Part Two of the Hollywood Starlet's Pool Party. Later this week, promise.

Fine Folks

"...and by hubris, I mean overweening pride!" - Johnny's Greatest Hits

25 Year Loop
Fucking Woof
David Live
The Night Before
Jobriath Was First
She's in Parties
She's in Parties Pt. 2
Tales From the Dragon Club
Tales From the Dragon Club Pt. 2
Okay, California...You Win
How to Sell Used CDs

Previously on "Johnny Is a Man"...

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