So, I'm sitting in my office at work this morning, stirring some strawberry-flavored protein powder into my cup of plain yogurt, when a little pocket of air burps out, dusting my face and nostrils with finely granulated red powder.

I'm scratching and wiping my nose, wiping away as much of the powder as I can, when not one, not two, but three senior VPs enter to talk to me about a new project.

I quickly look at my fingers and they're covered in dark pinkish snot.

I have thin, viscous reddish fluid and powder running out my nostrils.

I have no napkins.

I love my job.