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Friday, June 17, 2005

Nose Candy

So, I'm sitting in my office at work this morning, stirring some strawberry-flavored protein powder into my cup of plain yogurt, when a little pocket of air burps out, dusting my face and nostrils with finely granulated red powder.

I'm scratching and wiping my nose, wiping away as much of the powder as I can, when not one, not two, but three senior VPs enter to talk to me about a new project.

I quickly look at my fingers and they're covered in dark pinkish snot.

I have thin, viscous reddish fluid and powder running out my nostrils.

I have no napkins.

I love my job.

Fine Folks

"...and by hubris, I mean overweening pride!" - Johnny's Greatest Hits

25 Year Loop
Fucking Woof
David Live
The Night Before
Jobriath Was First
She's in Parties
She's in Parties Pt. 2
Tales From the Dragon Club
Tales From the Dragon Club Pt. 2
Okay, California...You Win
How to Sell Used CDs

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