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Monday, October 17, 2005

Pee Break

Dark bar, Saturday night, 11:30 p.m.

Okay, mister, you got me out of my comfy, warm apartment on a Saturday night, where I was planning on enjoying the Season 2 box set of "Arrested Development", but no, you wanted to meet tonight after pursuing me on Connexion.org. So I got my ass in the shower, sat on the 101 for 45 fucking extra minutes, parked four blocks away from the bar I would never normally go to anyway because it's L.A. and nearby parking is a myth, ran in the sudden torrential downpour that began the minute I stepped out of my car, all just to meet you.

And after 15 minutes of pleasant conversation and letting you cop a feel on my boobs, you told me you were "going to the bathroom" and never returned.

"Going to the bathroom" and ditching? "GOING TO THE BATHROOM" AND DITCHING?

Missy, I invented "going to the bathroom" and ditching!

Oh yeah, thanks for the drink. Oh wait - I bought yours.

Fine Folks

"...and by hubris, I mean overweening pride!" - Johnny's Greatest Hits

25 Year Loop
Fucking Woof
David Live
The Night Before
Jobriath Was First
She's in Parties
She's in Parties Pt. 2
Tales From the Dragon Club
Tales From the Dragon Club Pt. 2
Okay, California...You Win
How to Sell Used CDs

Previously on "Johnny Is a Man"...

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