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Tuesday, October 05, 2004

You're not fooling anybody, you know.

I mean, we're not retarded. That whole thing when you come into the public restroom, see that someone is already taking a dump in the single, solitary stall, and you go to the sink and do that whole "I'm just here to wash my hands, la, la, lala, la" thing, then leave? You're not foolin' anyone, missy.

We totally know you wanted to take a dump, too. You should be proud and own that shit, pun intended. Just knock on the stall door and let us know you're waiting.

Right there.

Until we're finished.

Fine Folks

"...and by hubris, I mean overweening pride!" - Johnny's Greatest Hits

25 Year Loop
Fucking Woof
David Live
The Night Before
Jobriath Was First
She's in Parties
She's in Parties Pt. 2
Tales From the Dragon Club
Tales From the Dragon Club Pt. 2
Okay, California...You Win
How to Sell Used CDs

Previously on "Johnny Is a Man"...

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