I mean, we're not retarded. That whole thing when you come into the public restroom, see that someone is already taking a dump in the single, solitary stall, and you go to the sink and do that whole "I'm just here to wash my hands, la, la, lala, la" thing, then leave? You're not foolin' anyone, missy.

We totally know you wanted to take a dump, too. You should be proud and own that shit, pun intended. Just knock on the stall door and let us know you're waiting.

Right there.

Until we're finished.