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Friday, May 12, 2006

How to Become 150% Hotter In One Easy Step

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Quit your shitty band.

Awesomely named Dave Brownsound, who I've always wanted to fuck until my dick turns blue (thanks, Liz!) has quit über-shit band Sum 41.

Now it can go from Grudge Fuck to Goddamn Rose Petals and Godiva Chocolates. Give me a ringy-dingy, Davey baby.