DrDoom4U
Hey, I was horribly scarred in a lab accident at college and now I wear a metal mask over my face to hide my disfigurement. But I am the ruler of Latveria and have a hot bod!

kr1s
so when do we meet?

DrDoom4U
Well, I have a prior commitment to destroy Reed Richards and the rest of the accursed Fantastic Four later tonight, but I should be finished by 10pm or so. That is, unless I get killed again. Don't worry if I do. I always come back.

DrDoom4U
top/bottom?

kr1s
if i'm wearing my cape, i'm vers
into ff, bb, cbt

DrDoom4U
ff! NOT THE ACCURSED FANTASTIC FOUR!
is "cbt" short for "Clobberin' Time"?

DrDoom4U
btw, i'm Doctor Doom!

kr1s
only my favorite phD in comics

DrDoom4U
I went thru many years as Mister Doom before graduation
sweet, sweet graduation

kr1s
i can only imagine the pomp and circumstance that surrounded the event

DrDoom4U
The citizenry of glorious Latveria celebrated in the streets as my graduation procession proceeded from the university to Castle Doom, where my reward awaited...a 1992 Saturn LE!

DrDoom4U
...in emerald green, natch.

kr1s
curses!
no saturns

DrDoom4U
I got a Saturn. That accursed Richards got a Fantasti-Car that seated, well, four.

kr1s
why be extravagant
if u need room for 4, get a car that can accommodate such

DrDoom4U
But it flies! and splits into four different vehicles, should the need be!
Can you imagine the mileage!?

kr1s
x4!

DrDoom4U
LOL

DrDoom4U
you still there?

DrDoom4U
hello?

kr1s
kr1s is no longer online!