There is no shame.
10. The Arcade Fire, “Funeral” – Let’s get this out of the way first. You’ll see this album on just about every music blogger’s Top 10 list, and there’s a reason for that – it really is that fucking good. I can’t think of another album (ever!) that’s captured both the innocence of childhood and loss of such so succinctly.
9. The Bravery S/T – Ugh. I feel dirty for liking this. There is nothing remotely original, witty or groundbreaking about this album. In fact, every song is a shameless rip from a pool of superior new wave bands from the ‘80s. But I’ll be damned if it all isn’t so effin’ catchy.
8. Fischerspooner, “Odyssey” – Their debut a few years ago hinted at something great – this year’s follow-up delivered on that promise. Yes, pop power-dyke Linda Perry had her manly mitts all over it, but it was STILL good. That’s gotta count for something.
7. Tegan & Sara, “So Jealous” – A lazy writer would start this entry with the segue, “Speaking of poppy power-dykes…”, but I’m too good a scribe for such shenanigans. Honest. T&S discovered hooks, synths and the power of a three-minute song.
6. Louis XIV, “The Best Little Secrets Are Kept” - Y’see, we’re all supposed to hate these guys because they used to be an alt-country band called Convoy, and when that didn’t work out they trend-jumped onto a glammy, T. Rex-y train. How dare they? Let’s hate them after listening to
5. Bloc Party, “Silent Alarm” - blah blah Bloc Party peep peep Gang of Four meow angular rock root ah toot
4. Dogs Die In Hot Cars, “Please Describe Yourself” - What does it say when most of my Top 10 list consists of new bands aping an older band’s sound? How did Dogs Die In Hot Cars perfect ‘80s-era XTC’s sound so well? Why did they ever think that was a good band name? Why haven’t you downloaded
3. Franz Ferdinand, “You Could Have It So Much Better” - It wasn’t supposed to be good. It was supposed to be the sophomore slump, tuneless, aimless, a rehash of the debut. It wasn’t supposed to sell. It wasn’t supposed to have range, from acoustic ballads to white-boy funk like
2. Spoon, “Gimmie Fiction” - Objects in mirror may be more evil than they appear.
1. Maximo Park, “A Certain Trigger” - Number one, no contest, complete and total blowout. Best debut in at least a decade, I shit you not. I think it’s sweet how it introduces itself, grabs you by the throat and throttles you until you black out.
Singles of 2005:
Morningwood “Nth Degree”, The Rakes “Retreat”, Hot Hot Heat “Middle of Nowhere”, Timo Maas feat. Brian Molko “First Day”, Milky “Be My World”, The Ark “Clamour for Glamour”, Infernal “From Paris to Berlin”, Howdi “The Number One Song In Heaven”.
Not bad, 2005. Not bad at all.
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