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Livin' La Pee-da Loca
Close, personal friend Ricky Martin
tries to shore up sales of his flop-tastic new CD by appealing to the water sports
crowd:“I love giving the golden shower,” he told Blender. “I’ve done it before in the shower. It’s like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different.”
...and he won't come out??
Why do batshit crazy latinos TURN. ME. ON. SO?
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25 Year Loop
The Night Before
Jobriath Was First
She's in Parties
She's in Parties Pt. 2
Tales From the Dragon Club
Tales From the Dragon Club Pt. 2
Okay, California...You Win
How to Sell Used CDs
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