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Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Livin' La Pee-da Loca

Close, personal friend Ricky Martin tries to shore up sales of his flop-tastic new CD by appealing to the water sports crowd:

“I love giving the golden shower,” he told Blender. “I’ve done it before in the shower. It’s like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different.”

...um.

...and he won't come out??

Why do batshit crazy latinos TURN. ME. ON. SO?

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