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Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Cingular thinks you're a retard.

Working in Advertising as I do, few things fuel my righteous fury like a shitty commercial. One of the shittiest to come down the pike in quite a long time is this poorly thought-out piece of crap from Cingular, where two mentally challenged, focus-group-casted, post-ironic douchebags download The Clash's "Rock the Casbah", then promptly forget the fucking title of the song they just read:

Attempts to Google Cingular's agency of record for television bore no fruit, leaving me to believe this was either done freelance or in-house. Therefore, Cingular must bear the brunt of the blame. So basically, fuck you, Cingular.

Fine Folks

"...and by hubris, I mean overweening pride!" - Johnny's Greatest Hits

25 Year Loop
Fucking Woof
David Live
The Night Before
Jobriath Was First
She's in Parties
She's in Parties Pt. 2
Tales From the Dragon Club
Tales From the Dragon Club Pt. 2
Okay, California...You Win
How to Sell Used CDs

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