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Monday, June 27, 2005

Michael Hutchence is probably jacking off in his grave right now...

CBS has released the first cast photo of the finalists in their "Rock Star: INXS" show, a "reality" competition to find the new lead singer of INXS, one who hopefully does not have a choke me while I whack off fetish:

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Let's do this all at once, shall we?

TOP ROW, LEFT TO RIGHT:
Guy from the Verve gone gay, Shirley Manson called she wants her look back, Gay Catalina Video model circa 1987, every Latina percussionist ever.

MIDDLE ROW, LEFT TO RIGHT:
Steven Tyler in the Time Tunnel, Hot Topic shopgirl, Jim Henson's Christina Amphlette Babies!, OMG I JUST CAME IN MY CHONES, Kaballahblahblahblah, Vanilla Puddin' for Iowa, Michael Ian Black has a new "rocker" character.

BOTTOM ROW, LEFT TO RIGHT:
Hustler-sponsored pre-fab "rock" chick, ONE LOOK AT THIS ASSHAT AND I WANT TO BREAK SOMETHING - NICE SCARF TOOLMASTER, Blonde Crotch you think?, uh, is this guy the host?

Fine Folks

"...and by hubris, I mean overweening pride!" - Johnny's Greatest Hits

25 Year Loop
Fucking Woof
David Live
The Night Before
Jobriath Was First
She's in Parties
She's in Parties Pt. 2
Tales From the Dragon Club
Tales From the Dragon Club Pt. 2
Okay, California...You Win
How to Sell Used CDs

Previously on "Johnny Is a Man"...

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