Apparently, the Gold's Gym in the Castro was finally forced to close its steam room because of the constant misbehavior of the mostly gay clientele.
That's bad enough, but dig deeper into the article and besides the namby-pamby, almost apologetic tone of the Gold's management out of fear for :::shudder::: offending some homo, you get golden nuggets of quotes like these:
"I can handle it myself," said healthcare worker George Kelly, 45. He added that he has witnessed oral sex and mutual masturbation and "even participated." Kelly, a five-year member and HIV-positive for 21 years, is disappointed by the closure because he said it helps him "sweat out toxins and medication." Sure, Mary.
"Pretty innocent touching," and "momentary" oral sex, is how Matt Lucking, 50, described the action. "Nobody ever fucks. People sometimes ejaculate."
Crispin Hollings...said those who use the steam room are circumspect about behavior.
"It doesn't create a public health question," said Hollings. "No conversation is going on about this." Uh, how about your FUCKING NASTY CUM ALL OVER THE FLOOR?
If you're that fucking desperate for sexual contact, get to a fucking bathhouse - that's what they're for. And if calling you out for being nasty makes me a prude, so be it.