My favorite part of the Paris Hilton on Larry King Live transcript:

KING: Are you now cured?
HILTON: Of claustrophobia?
KING: You must be.
HILTON: Well, now that I’m out of there, yes.

It's so fucking retarded yet zen, it's genius.

And who thought this banner ad was a good idea?



(Since the banner animation doesn't seem to be working, let me point out it's an ad for migraine medication.)

Ah, yes. Have Kimberly the Psycho from Melrose Place (who would fly into migraine-induced MURDEROUS RAGES) endorse your puzzler meds!

Labels: adventures in unfortunate ad placement, funny, stupid twats