• Having a homophobe speak at the inauguration of the FIRST. BLACK. PRESIDENT. EVER. who mentioned gays BY NAME during his victory speech.
• Needing to replace your rear passenger's side tire because you blew a flat on your way to your boyfriend's of over two years house.
• Working more hours than you ever have in your life at your fantastic new job with a major brand that having on your resume will pretty much set you for life.
• Having to pay $81 for UPS Two-Day Ground to make sure you gifts get to your family in Ohio on time.
• Killing time on a Saturday morning at the coffee shop because your house cleaner still isn't finished and won't be for another half an hour.
...here she is on Danish TV in 1982, performing her hit "I Know There's Something Going On" with frosted purple hair, wearing an orange trash bag with orange leggings. Best part: her little interpretive dance during the guitar solo at 3:00 that suddenly ends the minute the solo does.
Growing up in Cleveland, one thing we had over the rest of the country was our local horror movie hosts, the creme de la creme. On Friday nights, we had Big Chuck & Houlihan (later Little John) and on Saturday afternoons, their lower-rent counterpart on Channel 43, SuperHost.
While SuperHost's skits were nowhere near as funny as Big Chuck & Houlihan's, sometimes he'd knock one out of the park. Check out this parody of the then-hot Bionic Woman, complete with 1978 background music and what looks like Parma in the background:
A rare video featuring the opening theme to the extremely short-lived, extremely GAY Saturday morning kids show starring Charles Nelson Reilly and Jonathan "Dr. Smith" Harris - together! On one stage! - that lasted a mere six months in 1975.
Yes, Harris's character was named Basil Bitterbottom.
Pink is the color of fantasy. Our model, Chicken, looks like her mind is elsewhere when she wears this wig -- somewhere in a land of cotton candy and pinwheels where the air smells like sugar kisses.
Pink makes your kitty feel elegant, modern and quintessentially feline.
In one of the most disorienting crossovers ever, Larry David cameos on his daughters' favorite TV show, while brilliantly capsulizing six seasons of Curb Your Enthusiasm in 90 seconds.
