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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Why You Should Hire a Search Engine Marketing Professional

I mean, we may not be cheap, but you'll make more in the long run. Trust me, here.

Labels: adventures in unfortunate ad placement, advertising

Monday, September 24, 2007

Well, I Never

I just got the filthiest, nastiest, most digusting e-mail ever. It's so mean-spirited and flat-out untrue that I'm not really sure how to respond, if I even should:

Dear Amazon.com Customer,

As someone who has purchased the comedy series Two and a Half Men on DVD, we thought you'd like to know that the new comedy The Big Bang Theory premieres Monday, September 24th at 8:30PM ET/PT on CBS.

I have NEVER purchased Two and a Half Men, much less even WATCHED it.

Unless it was some Falcon release I forgot about.

Labels: adventures in unfortunate ad placement, advertising, funny

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Internet Fun

My favorite part of the Paris Hilton on Larry King Live transcript:

KING: Are you now cured?
HILTON: Of claustrophobia?
KING: You must be.
HILTON: Well, now that I’m out of there, yes.

It's so fucking retarded yet zen, it's genius.

And who thought this banner ad was a good idea?

(Since the banner animation doesn't seem to be working, let me point out it's an ad for migraine medication.)

Ah, yes. Have Kimberly the Psycho from Melrose Place (who would fly into migraine-induced MURDEROUS RAGES) endorse your puzzler meds!

Labels: adventures in unfortunate ad placement, funny, stupid twats

Friday, April 13, 2007

Adventures In Unfortunate Ad Placement - #1 in a series

Labels: adventures in unfortunate ad placement

Fine Folks

"...and by hubris, I mean overweening pride!" - Johnny's Greatest Hits

25 Year Loop
Fucking Woof
David Live
The Night Before
Jobriath Was First
She's in Parties
She's in Parties Pt. 2
Tales From the Dragon Club
Tales From the Dragon Club Pt. 2
Okay, California...You Win
How to Sell Used CDs

Previously on "Johnny Is a Man"...

High-level Problems to Have in December, 2008

Pop Logic Problems

Mary Hartski! Mary Hartski!

The long-awaited return of Phagz on 45

Please excuse me from gym - I've got this terrible...

I Wonder What Linda Lavin...

"Band montage!"

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