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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

The Mirror, Crack'd

Gay? Here's what gay porn "star" Erik Rhodes thinks of you (original spelling intact):

Part of the problem that i have with Gay men regardless if they are a Gay forrest Ranger, science teacher or coach for retards, it is that you can still never trust them. Yeah your brother my lead a very noble lifestyle and everyone he comes in contact see's a great act but behind close door or later that night he turns into a pervert that has fucked everyone at his gay local bar. Your gay science teacher hires hookers on a regular basis and has HIV and yet won't tell his life partner and the Gay retard coach is a size queen that attends regular SM party's where he gets tied up and has cloths pins cliped to his cock and balls.

Being that i have worked as an escort for much of my gay life i have seen what men do, and who they are and have come to the conclusion that regardless of the great life they lead infront of everyone, they all have so many skeleton in their closest that it could make you sick if you only thought of all the shit any of your ex's have done behind your back that you will never know about. That the truth regardless of what you wanna tell yourself.

So fuck the fact that some queer has a good job, it doesnt mean that they are not truely fucked up and perverted in there head and you just dont know about it.


Sad, sad, sad. Seeing as how I've yet to do porn, ingest any number of random chemicals, live in the gay bar ghetto, fuck D-list "reality stars," or be an escort slash whore, I don't think Mr. Rhodes needs to be wagging any fingers at anyone. Remember, when you point the "Gays Are Awful!" finger, three others are pointing right back up your butt.

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Thursday, October 18, 2007

a bitstream of consciousness


• Lead singer of post-grunge alt-rockers Harvey Danger has blog, tells honest stories about his band's tortured history ("Sad Sweetheart of the Rodeo" remains one of the best songs of the '90s, btw), loves Scritti Politti as much as I do.

• Dennis Perrin and I have a few things in common, among them an abiding love for the work of Michael O'Donoghue and a sick appreciation for the overlooked (in one case, justifiably) sketch comedy of ABC's Fridays and SNL's dark '80-81 period. Here, Dennis presents two sketches from that bizarre, truncated SNL season, one that's just plain dire and another that's so absolutely senseless and awful, you can't turn away. Dennis' book on O'Donogue, Mr. Mike, is essential reading for any SNL or National Lampoon fan.

• Bagatelle Records - shh, don't tell anyone.

• Baby Chutney and I are going to New Orleans for Halloween next week! If you see me, say "hi".

• Buy this for me. Even my gay ass thought Pat Prescott sounded hot.

• Although posting here is sparse, I'm actually writing more than I ever have in my life. Two big projects are almost ready for announcement, so watch this rarely-updated space.

• "Recently I heard that women are not welcomed at Blowoff. I find that really off-putting," declares Defender Of All Fag Hags JASON BAKER, presumably vagina-free. Bob, sometimes you're too nice.

• Britney, Britney, Britney blah blah woof peep peep meow ah root toot. I've cared more about loaves I've pinched.

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Thursday, June 28, 2007

Internet Fun

My favorite part of the Paris Hilton on Larry King Live transcript:

KING: Are you now cured?
HILTON: Of claustrophobia?
KING: You must be.
HILTON: Well, now that I’m out of there, yes.

It's so fucking retarded yet zen, it's genius.

And who thought this banner ad was a good idea?



(Since the banner animation doesn't seem to be working, let me point out it's an ad for migraine medication.)

Ah, yes. Have Kimberly the Psycho from Melrose Place (who would fly into migraine-induced MURDEROUS RAGES) endorse your puzzler meds!

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Monday, February 19, 2007

Who Wore It Better?

Fine Folks

"...and by hubris, I mean overweening pride!" - Johnny's Greatest Hits

25 Year Loop
Fucking Woof
David Live
The Night Before
Jobriath Was First
She's in Parties
She's in Parties Pt. 2
Tales From the Dragon Club
Tales From the Dragon Club Pt. 2
Okay, California...You Win
How to Sell Used CDs

Previously on "Johnny Is a Man"...

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