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Friday, September 24, 2004

24 Hour Fitness - A Poem

Straight man
lifting hard, sweating, yelling
in front of his friend
orgasm grunts.

Rude man
hogging the only seat
in front of me
on a cellphone.

Shy man
not afraid to shower there
in front of everyone
with underwear on.

Fat man
knees splayed wide and proud
in front of my locker
always.

Wednesday, September 22, 2004

I Hate Memes

I've broken this rule once already, but when stumble across one of mankind's greatest achievements, you share it.

The most glorious video ever made.

Stick with it until the end. So beautiful. Worksafe, too.

Fine Folks

"...and by hubris, I mean overweening pride!" - Johnny's Greatest Hits

25 Year Loop
Fucking Woof
David Live
The Night Before
Jobriath Was First
She's in Parties
She's in Parties Pt. 2
Tales From the Dragon Club
Tales From the Dragon Club Pt. 2
Okay, California...You Win
How to Sell Used CDs

Previously on "Johnny Is a Man"...

High-level Problems to Have in December, 2008

Pop Logic Problems

Mary Hartski! Mary Hartski!

The long-awaited return of Phagz on 45

Please excuse me from gym - I've got this terrible...

I Wonder What Linda Lavin...

"Band montage!"

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