As promised...
Yet.

And hey, let's hear it for my newish, all grown-up, non-Ikea dining room.
Oh, wait. That's too far away to see the hat. Let's try this:

Hmm. Still can't see the hat. How's this:

Ahh, there we go. Yes, it's like that old gay blogger adage (that I just made up): When Writer's Block Hits, Show 'Em Your Tits!