Johnny Is a Man / And He's Bigger Than You

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Thursday, November 03, 2005

Star Fucker

Hey, what's up, WWE superstar John Cena? Yeah, I got nice boobs, too.

Please don't eat me.

At Long Last, True Believer!

I have FINALLY updated my blogroll, which was sorely needed - all the links have been double-checked and updated, with plenty of new ones added. Please check them all out - it's good stuff. And hey! Hover over your name in the blogroll to see what snarky comment I made about you! It's fun when it's fun!

Now someone needs to design me a new fucking template and I just might post more.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

"WHERE'S MAMA??"

Oh, my God.

My name is Cheryl.

I believe I am your daughter.

Richard Simmons calls a redneck.

Seriously, I could listen to this on an endless loop for 12 hours and still laugh like a girl.

Big ups to the SternShow Sounds page for the audio.

Monday, October 31, 2005

They ain't too smart...

Put on your fucking crash helmets 'cuz it's Monday fucking morning and I'm a grumpy bitch today.

• Sometimes I cruise some of the more popular "gay" blogs (no, not YOU, Joe ), and wonder why I fucking even bother. No, I'm not naming names, but I gotta wonder why so many people read some of that navel gazing shit. I know it's basically a 14-year old girl's diary but shit...some of these motherfuckers have THOUSANDS of readers.

• Certain Mexicans that I have a six year history with need to shit or get off the fucking pot. No, that's not a thinly veiled drug reference.

• "Never blog about work." FUCK THAT. Upheaval is imminent. If you know me, you know why. Prepare.

This song conveys today's aggression perfectly. It's been on an endless loop since 8:45 this morning. I CANNOT WAIT TO LIFT FUCKING HEAVY THINGS LATER TODAY.

Jesus, I might as well do steroids. I have all the symptoms (bald, cranky, huge penis) already, so why not?

Fine Folks

"...and by hubris, I mean overweening pride!" - Johnny's Greatest Hits

25 Year Loop
Fucking Woof
David Live
The Night Before
Jobriath Was First
She's in Parties
She's in Parties Pt. 2
Tales From the Dragon Club
Tales From the Dragon Club Pt. 2
Okay, California...You Win
How to Sell Used CDs

Previously on "Johnny Is a Man"...

High-level Problems to Have in December, 2008

Pop Logic Problems

Mary Hartski! Mary Hartski!

The long-awaited return of Phagz on 45

Please excuse me from gym - I've got this terrible...

I Wonder What Linda Lavin...

"Band montage!"

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