Johnny Is a Man / And He's Bigger Than You

: Name: John; Location: Long Beach, California, United States

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Thursday, October 26, 2006

That's No Crazy Cat Lady

Johnny quote from last night's Condo Home Owners' Association meeting (our third!):

"I really don't have any issues for the board this month, except that I can't find my set of spare keys. I know they're in my condo somewhere, but I can't find them for shit. In the meantime, I need an extra front door key - I can't have one made, because of the 'DO NOT DUPLICATE' stamp on it. I apologize, because I know we're all pretty vigilant about building security here.

Speaking of which, if you guys see a crazy old lady with bright red hair walking around the hallways and going in and out of my apartment, my mother is visiting for the week."

Hi, Mom! Welcome to Cali!

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Mirror, Mirror

Sometimes things are just too precious to keep to yourself.

Make sure you watch the 10/9/06 and 10/11/06 entries for thoughtful meditations and wacky observances on subjects as diverse as handicapped parking spaces, North Korea and "TEAR-ell" Owens.

It's meaningful 'cuz he's handsome, y'see.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Catch the Wave!

• On November 22, 1987, someone(s?) hacked into the broadcast signal of the Chicago PBS affiliate during an episode of Doctor Who and created nightmare fertilizer for the next ten years worth of my dreams:

They never did catch the guy.

• Hi, Trying Too Hard!

Image via The Modern Age

• Fuck you, Marie Antionette Movie Trailer. I still love this song.

Fine Folks

"...and by hubris, I mean overweening pride!" - Johnny's Greatest Hits

25 Year Loop
Fucking Woof
David Live
The Night Before
Jobriath Was First
She's in Parties
She's in Parties Pt. 2
Tales From the Dragon Club
Tales From the Dragon Club Pt. 2
Okay, California...You Win
How to Sell Used CDs

Previously on "Johnny Is a Man"...

High-level Problems to Have in December, 2008

Pop Logic Problems

Mary Hartski! Mary Hartski!

The long-awaited return of Phagz on 45

Please excuse me from gym - I've got this terrible...

I Wonder What Linda Lavin...

"Band montage!"

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