CBS has released the first cast photo of the finalists in their "Rock Star: INXS" show, a "reality" competition to find the new lead singer of INXS, one who hopefully does not have a choke me while I whack off fetish:
Let's do this all at once, shall we?
TOP ROW, LEFT TO RIGHT:Guy from the Verve gone gay, Shirley Manson called she wants her look back, Gay Catalina Video model circa 1987, every Latina percussionist ever.
MIDDLE ROW, LEFT TO RIGHT:Steven Tyler in the Time Tunnel, Hot Topic shopgirl, Jim Henson's Christina Amphlette Babies!, OMG I JUST CAME IN MY CHONES, Kaballahblahblahblah, Vanilla Puddin' for Iowa, Michael Ian Black has a new "rocker" character.
BOTTOM ROW, LEFT TO RIGHT:Hustler-sponsored pre-fab "rock" chick, ONE LOOK AT THIS ASSHAT AND I WANT TO BREAK SOMETHING - NICE SCARF TOOLMASTER, Blonde Crotch you think?, uh, is this guy the host?