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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

The Post of Lists

Sure-fire Comedy Words:
• Loofah
• Boobies
• Anal Ring Toss
• Gimp
• Furries
• Klingon ("k" sounds always help when selecting Comedy Words)
• Fling

Indie Rock Clichés
• Ironic covers of '80s Madonna songs
• Non-ironic covers of "Under Pressure"
• Bald singer in a fedora or porkpie hat
• "'OK Computer's' presence can still be felt to this day."

Add your own! It's fun when it's fun!

Labels: funny

Monday, September 24, 2007

Well, I Never

I just got the filthiest, nastiest, most digusting e-mail ever. It's so mean-spirited and flat-out untrue that I'm not really sure how to respond, if I even should:

Dear Amazon.com Customer,

As someone who has purchased the comedy series Two and a Half Men on DVD, we thought you'd like to know that the new comedy The Big Bang Theory premieres Monday, September 24th at 8:30PM ET/PT on CBS.

I have NEVER purchased Two and a Half Men, much less even WATCHED it.

Unless it was some Falcon release I forgot about.

Labels: adventures in unfortunate ad placement, advertising, funny

Fine Folks

"...and by hubris, I mean overweening pride!" - Johnny's Greatest Hits

25 Year Loop
Fucking Woof
David Live
The Night Before
Jobriath Was First
She's in Parties
She's in Parties Pt. 2
Tales From the Dragon Club
Tales From the Dragon Club Pt. 2
Okay, California...You Win
How to Sell Used CDs

Previously on "Johnny Is a Man"...

High-level Problems to Have in December, 2008

Pop Logic Problems

Mary Hartski! Mary Hartski!

The long-awaited return of Phagz on 45

Please excuse me from gym - I've got this terrible...

I Wonder What Linda Lavin...

"Band montage!"

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