Johnny Is a Man / And He's Bigger Than You

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Thursday, December 28, 2006

2007 Prohibited Words & Phrases for Online Profiles

Please print & retain for future reference.

THE FOLLOWING WORDS AND/OR PHRASES AND ANY ABBREVIATION/COMBINATION THEREOF ARE PROHIBITED FROM USE FOR ANY ONLINE SCREEN NAME, TO INCLUDE MYSPACE, MANHUNT, BIGMUSCLE OR BIGMUSCLEBEARS.COM:

• Stud
• Athlete (when said user engages in zero sports activity - cruising gym showers does not count)
• "Masc" or masculine
• Boy
• Play
• Hot
• "Tat", "Tatt" or "tat2d"
• "Tuff"
• Nip
• MuscleN(airport abbreviation for your city here), i.e. MuscleNLAX
• Hole

PENALTY IS LOSS OF PIC DISPLAY PRIVILEGES FOR ONE MONTH PER VIOLATION - EXAMPLE: "HotStudHoleNCLE" WOULD LOSE PIC DISPLAY FOR FOUR MONTHS.

Tread carefully, boys. Er, men.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Cingular thinks you're a retard.

Working in Advertising as I do, few things fuel my righteous fury like a shitty commercial. One of the shittiest to come down the pike in quite a long time is this poorly thought-out piece of crap from Cingular, where two mentally challenged, focus-group-casted, post-ironic douchebags download The Clash's "Rock the Casbah", then promptly forget the fucking title of the song they just read:

Attempts to Google Cingular's agency of record for television bore no fruit, leaving me to believe this was either done freelance or in-house. Therefore, Cingular must bear the brunt of the blame. So basically, fuck you, Cingular.

Fine Folks

"...and by hubris, I mean overweening pride!" - Johnny's Greatest Hits

25 Year Loop
Fucking Woof
David Live
The Night Before
Jobriath Was First
She's in Parties
She's in Parties Pt. 2
Tales From the Dragon Club
Tales From the Dragon Club Pt. 2
Okay, California...You Win
How to Sell Used CDs

Previously on "Johnny Is a Man"...

High-level Problems to Have in December, 2008

Pop Logic Problems

Mary Hartski! Mary Hartski!

The long-awaited return of Phagz on 45

Please excuse me from gym - I've got this terrible...

I Wonder What Linda Lavin...

"Band montage!"

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