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Thursday, July 15, 2004

Doctor Doom on iChat

DrDoom4U
Hey, I was horribly scarred in a lab accident at college and now I wear a metal mask over my face to hide my disfigurement. But I am the ruler of Latveria and have a hot bod!

kr1s
so when do we meet?

DrDoom4U
Well, I have a prior commitment to destroy Reed Richards and the rest of the accursed Fantastic Four later tonight, but I should be finished by 10pm or so. That is, unless I get killed again. Don't worry if I do. I always come back.

DrDoom4U
top/bottom?

kr1s
if i'm wearing my cape, i'm vers
into ff, bb, cbt

DrDoom4U
ff! NOT THE ACCURSED FANTASTIC FOUR!
is "cbt" short for "Clobberin' Time"?

DrDoom4U
btw, i'm Doctor Doom!

kr1s
only my favorite phD in comics

DrDoom4U
I went thru many years as Mister Doom before graduation
sweet, sweet graduation

kr1s
i can only imagine the pomp and circumstance that surrounded the event

DrDoom4U
The citizenry of glorious Latveria celebrated in the streets as my graduation procession proceeded from the university to Castle Doom, where my reward awaited...a 1992 Saturn LE!

DrDoom4U
...in emerald green, natch.

kr1s
curses!
no saturns

DrDoom4U
I got a Saturn. That accursed Richards got a Fantasti-Car that seated, well, four.

kr1s
why be extravagant
if u need room for 4, get a car that can accommodate such

DrDoom4U
But it flies! and splits into four different vehicles, should the need be!
Can you imagine the mileage!?

kr1s
x4!

DrDoom4U
LOL

DrDoom4U
you still there?

DrDoom4U
hello?

kr1s
kr1s is no longer online!

Wednesday, July 14, 2004

Sleazy Ebay Whore

I'm payin' off credit cards, so bid on my comics and shit!

Tons of good readin', mint bronze age Marvels, and if you ever wanted to read about Tarzan and Doc Savage cockfighting, bid here.

You perv.

Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Shameless Hype

Okay, I've been bugging and bugging my friend Matty to start his blog, 'cuz he's fucking hilarious and has about seventy bajillion stories to tell.

And now, that lazy HOAR has finally gotten to it. Go here and bookmark it. It's gonna be good.

Monday, July 12, 2004

Fred Armisen - An Appreciation In Haiku



Thine subtle humor
While others laugh on cam'ra
I love you, Frondi

Fine Folks

"...and by hubris, I mean overweening pride!" - Johnny's Greatest Hits

25 Year Loop
Fucking Woof
David Live
The Night Before
Jobriath Was First
She's in Parties
She's in Parties Pt. 2
Tales From the Dragon Club
Tales From the Dragon Club Pt. 2
Okay, California...You Win
How to Sell Used CDs

Previously on "Johnny Is a Man"...

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