I see you sitting there at your monitor, hitting refresh, wagging your little finger at the screen, muttering "Well, where the hell have
you been, little missy?"
When a gay blogger disappears, there are several possible reasons - drug addiction, death in the family, a psychotic episode, or the worst of all scenarios...
...a new boyfriend.
Yes, you have all been ditched for some new piece of pu-nay-nay. Hey, gimmie some slack here - I've been a solo act for four plus years now. I think I deserve a little honeymoon/cocoon time where we make anyone within 20 feet of us nauseous due to goo-goo-goony eyes, (very butch!) babytalk and far too many little pecks on the lips/cheek. I'm about to vomit even typing it.
Hee.
But rest assured, the honeymoon/cocooning period is limited to weekends mostly and I'm not gonna ditch my friends. Well, not
all of you.
