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Tuesday, September 12, 2006

My Eternity In The Lake of Fire Is Assured

While perusing the local Pug Rescue web site in search of a new adopted buddy, I came across this blurb on their In Memoiram Page (bold emphasis mine):

CHAMPION - June 26, 2004 - February 8, 2005

Dear Champion,

Our little king of pugs, we love you and miss you so much. The morning you were born, I knew you would be the one we kept. For the first two weeks of your life I held you and feed you and took care of you when mommy only wanted to care for your sisters. You champy wampy were so precious and you stole my heart from the second you arrived! We will never forget you and all your cute little ways. You brought us so much joy in your short life, and I know we will see you again. Thank you Champ for all the love you gave us, you were growing into such a smart little boy. I know you hated the leash and I am sorry I made you wear it. I am so sorry I could not get you out of the way of that truck. We love you little baby man dog. You will live in our hearts forever!

I can't stop laughing and I hate myself.

Monday, September 11, 2006

You're On Blah Blah Peep Peep!

Fine Folks

"...and by hubris, I mean overweening pride!" - Johnny's Greatest Hits

25 Year Loop
Fucking Woof
David Live
The Night Before
Jobriath Was First
She's in Parties
She's in Parties Pt. 2
Tales From the Dragon Club
Tales From the Dragon Club Pt. 2
Okay, California...You Win
How to Sell Used CDs

Previously on "Johnny Is a Man"...

High-level Problems to Have in December, 2008

Pop Logic Problems

Mary Hartski! Mary Hartski!

The long-awaited return of Phagz on 45

Please excuse me from gym - I've got this terrible...

I Wonder What Linda Lavin...

"Band montage!"

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