Look, I'm glad the "You're gonna get a Dell!" dude is all cool and working as a waiter and shit, but when he says "My band is Whale, made up of a bunch of former actors. We had residency at Fat Baby. It’s the first band I’ve ever fronted," I feel the need to remind him we already have a band named Whale, and they're quite awesome, thank you:
Baby we don't love you, baby we don't love you, baby yeah!