• Having a homophobe speak at the inauguration of the FIRST. BLACK. PRESIDENT. EVER. who mentioned gays BY NAME during his victory speech.
• Needing to replace your rear passenger's side tire because you blew a flat on your way to your boyfriend's of over two years house.
• Working more hours than you ever have in your life at your fantastic new job with a major brand that having on your resume will pretty much set you for life.
• Having to pay $81 for UPS Two-Day Ground to make sure you gifts get to your family in Ohio on time.
• Killing time on a Saturday morning at the coffee shop because your house cleaner still isn't finished and won't be for another half an hour.
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